Haiku's
This needs to stop
Men in tight white pants
a SoBe reality
where the fuck am I
I'm Tyler Johnston and I approve this Haiku
Can't stop campaign ads,
Makes me want to kill something
Wait 5 million jobs!?
Like a magic trick
This heat is too hot
Can't stop sweating everywhere
My shirt is see through
When all else fails
Me, an attempt to
write the funniest haiku
uhh got nothing
Expecto Patronum
They say that Hogwarts
is not actually real,
then I say fuck you
Poem
Too busy to hangout with you
Post the photo,
Tweet the thought,
Become the Mayor,
Make it look like 1973,
Pin that stupid recipe,
Invite her to join my network,
Create a hangout,
Post all these in my blog.
Admire how good I am with people.
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