Tina's Poem_Week 7

 My Dali Experience

A museum that holds all the best works

Of the man who had the most familiar mustache and smirk

The building constructed after his similar “Egg” works

With hanging paintings of the Salvador Dali Cirque

Hues of striking rustic colors, 

melting clocks, some bigger and some smaller.

Elephants and mosquitos with legs for days

I swear I’m in some trippy haze.

I have only witnessed this sense of surrealism once before

In my dreams and a trip with psychedelics, 

“Oh wait maybe twice, I’m sure.”

Right before me, dream like ideas

Brushed and stroked lined up in a galleria.

Could this be true what the guide is saying

a twisted painting with no drugs, not even playing.

I couldn’t believe the knowledge behind Dali

It seemed so contrastingly striking.

Though totally blown away

I couldn’t decide to go or just stay.

Tina's Haikus Week 7

#1: Goodnight

   Nasonex to breathe

So you do not ever sneeze

Sleep well and goodnight.

#2: Nasonex is Tight

   Breathing clear feels right

Especially when its night

Nasonex is tight!

#3: Free Me

   I hate the sniffles

Because they can hold me back

Nasonex frees me

#4: My Worst Enemy

    Nasal congestion

Can be my worst enemy

Nasonex kills that

#5: Please Inhale

   Please inhale this spray

and experience the rays,

outside can be nice.

The Flood

Oh alergies you.

with your loving ah-ah-choos

Hate you like the flu.

The Flood

Unstoppable flood,

Green, sticky, out of my nose.

Spray me, free my cough. 

"Red like a rose" Haiku 5 - Week 8 (Theme: Nasonex)

"Red like a rose"

My itchy nose has
turned the color of a rose!
Where's my Nasonex?!

Lasagna - Poem

What if yellow rhymed with marshmallow.

I mean, what if it don't?

Did I say something wrong?

What if a yellow marshmallow

was eaten while someone was singing

a mellow song? King Kong.

Rules in art, rules in advertising

All that seems so free is not at all enticing.

Never mix red and green,

The tag never goes before the headline.

My eyes hurt, my fingers bleed

The only thing thats changing is my receding hairline.

My favorite dish is lasagna,

but I fart when I eat cheese.

Fuck the rules, 

don't say please.

And if you are thinking exactly that,

there is no way i can tell what.

but your eyes are are blinking

There is no kong, only your king.

 Wanting, waiting, to do you wrong.

Diego Halac

The itch

Its that yearly itch,

that cant be defeated if.

theres no Nasonex.