Rock Chicken
Throws a rock on my chicken
I don't like smoked stones
Monday, October 15, 2012
Tyler's Haiku's and poem.
Haiku's
This needs to stop
Men in tight white pants
a SoBe reality
where the fuck am I
I'm Tyler Johnston and I approve this Haiku
Can't stop campaign ads,
Makes me want to kill something
Wait 5 million jobs!?
Like a magic trick
This heat is too hot
Can't stop sweating everywhere
My shirt is see through
When all else fails
Me, an attempt to
write the funniest haiku
uhh got nothing
Expecto Patronum
They say that Hogwarts
is not actually real,
then I say fuck you
Poem
Too busy to hangout with you
Post the photo,
Tweet the thought,
Become the Mayor,
Make it look like 1973,
Pin that stupid recipe,
Invite her to join my network,
Create a hangout,
Post all these in my blog.
Admire how good I am with people.
Ode to Sunglasses
For the rich,
And for the poor,
For the chic
And the glamour.
When there’s sun
And it is hot.
To look fun
Or avoid all.
With an outfit
With a swimsuit
Or bare naked
In your window.
For dictators and top models
Hipsters, moms, and politicians.
Lawyers, artists and role models
Dancers, dreamers, and musicians.
But in the sunglass paradise,
That has many types and brands
Round, squared and polarized
Overall I use Ray Bans!
By: Loipa Ramos
Pop That Pimple Poem
Roses are red
Violetes are blue
Poems are harder
Than simple haikus
I must try to write words
that make you giggle,
But it’s hard when watching
my roommate pop that HUGE pimple.
College effects
An empty bottle.
The whole room spinning around,
I think I am drunk.
By: Loipa Ramos
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